I felt a little backed up when things got hot and heavy and when he pulled out, I gave him a Tony surprise.
by Bethany Little January 14, 2007
Surprised is you typical W merchant who tops the IQ charts thanks to his outstanding knowledge.
Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.
Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.
by Eti Corb 🥱 April 13, 2022
An amazing facial feature that any girl can do, thus giving her the name "Surprised Girl" =-O she is awesome, random, loves llamas, sexy, has a beatiful surprised face, and a beautiful smile. She has a great sense of humor, and is anyones best friend. also known as an emily.
Brian: Have you met Surprised Girl?
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised
by Tink13 October 15, 2010
by daveybwoi January 08, 2009
To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
by BrokenCYDEisCool July 26, 2009
The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.
by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 31, 2008
Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise
by JookieAndSWoww November 04, 2013