That's not a thing

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist

Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing

by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010

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snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

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He's not playing with a full deck

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.

Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck

by Con#1 July 19, 2012

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hot snotty

A drink consisting of a shot of vodka in a cup of Neo Citran. Doesn't make your cold go away any faster, but makes waiting it out a lot more pleasant.

I feel like total shit. I just want to curl up in front of the TV with a hot snotty.

by Nationalfilmbored March 26, 2010

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It's not you it's me

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.

He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.

by eight March 29, 2004

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