F'd in the A with a big rubber D

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised

Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D

by moparornocar March 11, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Stub rubber

The act of removing the head of an electric shaver and caressing ones testicles with the stub for sexual pleasure.

Dale : Gavin why isnt there a head on your shaver

Gavin : well i was mucking about last night and i realised if i take the top off and rub my balls it feels good

Dale : cool so where is it ?

Gavin : beside the tissues

Dale : need to get myself one of them stub rubbers

by Gavin and Dale May 24, 2009

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

by Adrian June 1, 2004

burn rubber

To take leave quickly or request another to leave a place or situation with haste.

Jason kept interrupting Puppet with off-the-wall remarks when Puppet turned to Jason and said "Burn rubber, punk!"

by zzgone January 26, 2010

Red rubber ring

The outer edge of a dogs anus visible when it its passing feacies.

Wow, those dog biscuits must have made poor doggie constipated, look at the size of its red rubber ring.

by blazza May 2, 2010