Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

nazi ranger

a character from the super smash bros. 64 game. one who when is put on level 9, is a bitch to defeat. the most recognizable nazi rangers are as followed: Samus, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Ness, Link.

boy: well i just killed jigglypuff and luigi...all that's left is ness.

-ness keeps using shield and attacking with hammers-

boy: FUCKING NAZI RANGER!

by patrickL October 18, 2008

rinser

a pale, skinny, whimpy, undignified person.

i don't know...moby?....

by lala July 10, 2003

Rinder

Is the Alpha and the Omega. Also one helluva guy.

Rinder you just blew that guys face off and now you're shagging his wife.

by Steven Valdez August 21, 2004

lone ranger

Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.

Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!

by specialjustin June 9, 2007

power ranger

a mixture of all the colors of powerade

I put all the powerades together and made a power ranger.

by falmeth December 21, 2010

rangers

Scottish(When it suits them) football team. One half of the gruesome twosome, also known as the Old Firm. Supported by racist,sectarian bigots who have a strange obsession about going on and on and on about Irish history. Also have a strange affection for wearing England tops and singing English national anthems. Formerly managed by Agent Eck, Alex McLeish, former centre half of mighty Aberdeen, the only Scottish team to have won 2 European trophies

Rangers, Celtic = Old Firm Get To Feck

by Barry1903 September 10, 2008