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Cayenne Fire Ring 

A condition of the anus encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. Generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. Condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the anus will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. Recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.
After consuming an entire can of Original Juan Spicy Trail Mix, Leroy experienced a firey ass explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a Cayenne Fire Ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his ass crack.
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diamond ring 

An offering made to a female to get her to open her legs.
"Damn I never got laid as good as when I gave her the diamond ring."
diamond ring by miracle_max January 6, 2008

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.
Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.
Grease Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

stink ring 

Casey loves when Sweet Al gives it to him in the stink ring. So sweet...
stink ring by timmyj72 December 16, 2006

pee ring 

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.
I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

Cartilage Ring 

A piercing in the upper ear. Usually by teenage girls.
John: Yo, does that girl have a cartilage ring and a belly ring]?

Jason: Ya- she is hot

John- Well you better go ask her out
Cartilage Ring by theman9998 January 18, 2010