a real bitch

A real bitch is a girl that don't care about your feelins in don't turn on her friends for nothing, and always keeping it 100•\•

I am a real bitch because I keep it a 100•\• with you

by Luhmamma April 6, 2016

Real life

The first part of your life that gives you the most pleasure and has the most meaning the rest of which is more or less just waiting to die. The part of your life up to college. There will be no more drugs,fucking hot women ect. and you have to say goodby to most of your friends.

"I'm graduating my real life is over. Now I will have to get married and be bored out of my fucking mind by fucking only one woman for the rest of my life. I will have to get a job I fucking hate and work my fucking butt off to raise some kids who a blame me for all the fucking troubles in there life!"
And that is an example of real life.

by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.

Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

by drdouglasp July 20, 2005

real whistleblower

Any whistleblower who, from the perspective of Putin’s Bitch, is not blowing the whistle on him.

Let’s find ourselves a real whistleblower, one who will blow this whole fraudulent Ukrainian extortion hoax out of the water so I can get on with the business of grabbing some pussy and continuing to extort the American people.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

real boy

(ADJ): used to describe something that is legitimate, not fake, and for real.

Derived from Pinnocchio, where he says he wants to be a "real boy."

"Yeah, I actually went to real boy high school instead of getting home-schooled."

"Is that a real boy Lamborghini? You never see those around here."

by MurrayMLK December 22, 2008

Reale

A girl named Reale is the most spectacular girl there is. They're usually kind, but know when and how to tell someone off. Reales are beautiful, especially those with deep brown eyes. They care what other people think about them. They are usually very guarded people and are willing to let their walls down for very few. They THINK they're very clever and can outsmart elders. Reales usually are very funny and entertaining. They love children and make wonderful wives and mothers. Reales are strong even when treated badly. Reales are very stubborn. And they love to get down and party

I want to marry a Reale one day

by Mst10 June 30, 2011

the struggle is real

Used to describe trying times or an unpleasant situation that is hard to get through.

For Example

Friend 1: I missed the bus, Have a ton of homework, and i didin't get to eat lunch because the line was to long.
Friend 2: The Struggle Is Real
Friend 1: I Know!

by that random dude January 20, 2014