quelting

the act of filling your foreskin with melted shit and then squeezing it into a pregnant womans gaping vagina so the baby comes out as a nigger

“i love quelting bimbos”

by goonshitter December 12, 2025

Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".

1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.

by CharlesTheQuil April 3, 2009

head'quil

The night time licking, sucking, slurping, slobbing, face riding oral sex u get from your Mitch when your braids are too tight for dick'quil!!

Friend1: You can't get no dick'quil with those braids!

Friend2: I can get some head'quil tho!!

by Mrs. Q Gardner March 10, 2017

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

Ja’Quil

Usually a light skin girl , big forehead and really pretty shape, mean and stubborn, really really SPOILED!!! But at the end she’ll be worth it all cause she’ll hold you down throughout whatever stay loyal and keep you focus on following your dream!!!!

Get you a Ja’Quil!!!

by Adam222 August 11, 2019

Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.

Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!

by Shmelisser August 6, 2021