Definitions by Banshee1978

Noisy quiet 

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

Noisy quiet by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

cocaine fishhook 

When someone picks their nose after a night of cocaine snorting and uses that same finger to fishhook you

My mouth is numb from a cocaine fishhook last night

cocaine fishhook by Banshee1978 May 3, 2017