Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 03, 2021

cocaine fishhook

When someone picks their nose after a night of cocaine snorting and uses that same finger to fishhook you

My mouth is numb from a cocaine fishhook last night

by Banshee1978 May 03, 2017