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proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.
ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."
by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014
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prostate snake

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015
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Prostidude

Damn honey, imma get myself one of those prostidudes for the bachelorette party.
by URBAD June 3, 2015
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Prostate Frosting

Andrew M. loves to eat Jordan W.'s prostate frosting.
by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016
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Prostate.memes.v3

An amazing meme account you should definitely follow on Instagram. Posts quality dank, ironic, spicy, edgy, and quality content. Seriously, you need to follow him.
Guy: Have did you like Prostate.memes.v3's last post?
Girl: Hell yea it made me laugh so hard!
Both: Prostate.memes.v3 is the best! (generic smile with a thumbs up)
by YungChipSkylark April 10, 2017
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prospiter

Eridan is such a prospiter, you should never go near him.
by Carcino June 7, 2017
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prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
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