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Potato Sacks 

A term for:
- Extremely Large Titties, beyond anything good
- Extremely Saggy Titties
- A combination of the above

These are often seen in the old ages and ghetto populations
Jack: Dayuuum man! You see the potato sacks on dis girl??

Liam: Yeah bro..........just fucking nasty........they're so saggy its just bad......
Potato Sacks by MU2 April 10, 2011
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Potato Waffle Plate 

A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)
Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.

Potato Waffle Plates change everything!
Potato Waffle Plate by OrangeBlob250 September 9, 2011

potato shingles 

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.
potato shingles by galute January 11, 2017

Potato baby 

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
Potato baby by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

potato cake 

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"
potato cake by ungoliant May 5, 2006

potato bug 

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.
i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.
potato bug by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006

Potato Knocking 

Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"

A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"

unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"

Either way its a good time