Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.

Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?

by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007

Pig in a Peanut Patch Release

The act of having a woman make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich, then having her deliver it and perform fellatio on you while eating the sandwich. AKA PPPR.

Hey Bitch give me a PPPR. or Dude your sister gave me a Pig in a Peanut Patch Release.

by awfltrth October 15, 2008

patched

to be extremely high

throy was patched off his ass..

by espy May 17, 2005

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

skunk patch

a funky,hairy pussy!
stankin' coochie

Man,she gotta a skunk patch!!!

by Kellie K April 21, 2007

Pitch Patch

An unorganized or "messy" event.

Nobody practiced for the high school theater play. It is going to be a huge pitch patch.

by QmoNey102 July 1, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010