Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

para

A murderer

From "paratrooper." The 1st Battalion, the Parachute Regiment (1 Para) was the British unit charged with "keeping the peace" in Northern Ireland. On January 30th, 1972, they fired on a crowd of unarmed peaceful protestors, killing 13

The paras are bastards.

by FuckTheBrits December 10, 2011

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

Parada Noor

A girl that goes to Parsons Jr. High and is one of my best friends. She has been in my class since 3rd grade. She is a great friend. Loves Gel-Pens and is really helpful when it counts.

Ex: Parada loves gel-pens.

by Jessica March 18, 2004

para

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

by advoss December 11, 2008

paradigm

To have an unusually short sexual experience.

Eding Coitus abruptly

"That shag was shorter than paradigm"

"wanna go for a paradigm and a pizza?"

by <3 r0b May 23, 2003