dirty panda

When you poo on a girl and smudge it around her eyes. You then put your penis in her mouth to simulate the bamboo

The girl looked like a panda after the dirty panda

by Steven Pandastuh July 26, 2007

one eyed panda

while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.

Dude where the fuck were you last night??

Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda

sick shit dude

by Privdonut April 2, 2008

ninja panda!

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.

guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*

by bryn knight October 17, 2008

ass panda

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

pancake ass

when a girl has a flat/saggy ass

"Tony was making fun of Liz because of her pancake ass"

by Breezy the Boss November 2, 2011

sloppy pancake

when you blow your load all over a girls stomach and then you rub it all around on her stomach

i gave this girl a sloppy pancake

by DILDO D. March 9, 2007

Milf Pancake

A nice ass, a donk, or any other term relating to the big behind of a hot ass feminine lady. If its large enough for you to get the urge to penetrate it, it is a milf pancake.

Yooo that biddy gotta total Milf Pancake!

by WCMM August 27, 2010