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Art Price, Jr.

The act of having sex with lawn furniture.

Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.
I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'
by Matt Grundel April 2, 2008
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strip club prices

Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"
by CityZen4 June 2, 2008
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Price Hipster

(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.
Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"

Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."

Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."
by MagicMann January 25, 2013
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predestination

The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'
'Well...if you know what I am going to do...then I don't really have the choice...'
by DragonTail January 8, 2005
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prederp

What happens before a derp, or what causes a derp.

Derp spelt backwards, followed by derp being spelt correctly.

An alternative form of derp with two syllables.
<&SSIDJTHED> GRAMMER FAIL
<&SSIDJTHED> fail grammer

<@poco0317> spell grammar right for once.
<&SSIDJTHED> derp
<~SSIhekill> I'm quoting that prederp.
by s3xyspy July 11, 2011
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Worthy Price

a large yet small item which is lovable but which you can not have too much of
That pizza is very Worthy Price
by The Pizza Eater March 19, 2013
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Pridehack

A strategy or technique employed in order to protect one's pride when a shameful act has been committed.
Sometimes I'll like one of my Instagram photos to boost the like count, but only after if already has 10 likes....that way, my name won't show. I call that a pridehack.
by kittygynomite April 25, 2014
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