Pookers

Plagiarism, Copyright, Theft Fraud

To pookers to steal and pass off work as your own

by Phreakz July 30, 2011

pooer

girls booty hole.

a girls butthole.

or in some cases a males.

brett stuck it in her pooer!

by hoes on my jock April 4, 2007

Pooger

A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.

"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"

by Basque JRED September 4, 2014

pooder

a pooders is a great husband and father. if you are lucky enought to meet a pooders try to catch him and never let him go. Pooders usually has on a little boy back pack with his nose in a book or playing a video game. they are sweet, kind, happy, and loving. pooders really enjoy whiskey, steak, and good wine. Pooders are good people that are loyal, romantic, fun, and they love to dance. the best man in the world. a very honest trusting man. It may seem like you can take advantage of a pooders but don't let their big heart confuse you they are great business men. Might be mistaken as an elf. You will always feel lucky to have a pooders in your life. You will always wonder how you were able to live life to its fullest before you had a pooders.

Pooders, pooder, poodies

by Squirrel 14 July 8, 2012

Poopee

This is when you have anal sex and the girl or boy in some cases didn't clean out their trunk before you started,which results in poop getting mashed so far up your penis hole that the next time you take a pee you pee out poop

Drew was getting her anal brutalized, when suddenly Destry had to take a pee he than noticed he was poopeeing

Tanner was getting it up the butt by Alex shortly after he was poopeeing all over the place!

by B man the baller January 1, 2010

Pooder

(noun) pōō dŏŏr

That place where 'the sun don't shine.'

A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.

Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"

"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"

or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"

by Badger Protection Officer January 6, 2010

Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010