Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

My Patty has Curves

A sentence to describe a particularly thick patty on a burger. Not applicable to sandwiches.

"Bro my patty has curves!"

"Damn, that's one thick burger."

by Rootner1007 March 22, 2021

Krabby Patty Recipe

Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))

- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)

by party.of.ocelots.UD August 4, 2022

I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Petting Zoo Bitch

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.

You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch

by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011