padiddle

in texas
when upon seeing a license plate not from texas or a headlight out, everyone must hit the roof of the car and say PADIDDLE!
the last person to hit the roof must remove a piece of clothing

shoes count as one item
socks count as one item

hoodies and sweaters are allowed
accessories dont count buddy

when a person is naked the game is over

Justyn: Padiddle!
Trevor: Padiddle!
Karen: Padiddle!
Tanner: Padiddle!

Tanner: Ha, get ready to see my big o' meat!

by John Long Shlong June 8, 2009

panda eyes

work-a-holic. Someone who has a lack of sleep from working too much.

He works so much, he's got panda eyes

by Kate Hodge July 16, 2008

Paldino

When u bang out a 16 yearold more than once and brag about it

"I just paldinoed this bitch"

by suk it October 26, 2003

Panda

A boy or girl who is black/white/asain. A panda can have a dominate trait in either one of these three parts. Some pandas are generally kind and are trusted friends. On rare occasions pandas can be very aggressive but a little bit of weed generally calls them down.

I love talking to my panda he's so caring.

Those two brothers are pandas because their dad is white and their mom is blasian.

by Cello boi March 28, 2015

Canadian Panda

Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.

Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty

by Clayton Simons April 28, 2008

Reverse Panda

An individual - goth or emo especially - that is evil on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside. The reverse of a panda who seems cute but really could scratch your face off.

marylin manson is a reverse panda

by whatevzz March 27, 2009

blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

by elbmirb April 15, 2008