When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

by obamano April 7, 2022

by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.
It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.
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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"
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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"
by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

by jjhayes79 February 3, 2010
