A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.
Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
by Buns Master December 16, 2011
Get the Ninja Lunch mug.A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
Get the Ninja Petter mug.Societal ninja (noun): an issue that caused great discourse in society. The issue was once at the very forefront of mainstream media’s attention, causing fierce debate and social divide along community lines; racial, religious, political, ethnic, gender and/or age. The issue is often deeply rooted in history and culture. Suddenly, the issue is gone without a trace from mainstream media; the key is there must be no resolution or majority acceptable action reached. The issue falls from the forefront of media often because another story breaks, acting as a ninja’s smoke bomb, and media never returns to the issue until it reappears as a result of the offenders actions-no more CNN or FOX headlines.
Example:
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?
Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.
Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.
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Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?
Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.
Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.
Example:
Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
by Ean M. Williamssom March 16, 2019
Get the Societal Ninja mug.1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
1. (tilt your head)
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
by MisterDot December 21, 2010
Get the Infinity Ninja mug.(ADJ.)Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky on Navy ships or bases
1. A Ricky Ninja can steal anything that is not welded down.
2. The only thing a Ricky Ninja can't do is steal something bonded at the molecular level or steal something that is heavier than humanly possable to carry.
That does not mean they won't try.
2. The only thing a Ricky Ninja can't do is steal something bonded at the molecular level or steal something that is heavier than humanly possable to carry.
That does not mean they won't try.
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
Get the Ricky Ninja mug.A very educated and talented person in the field of emergency medicine.
Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.
A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.
Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.
A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.
Preston really knows his stuff, he is quintessentially an ER Ninja.
Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.
Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
Get the ER Ninja mug.Ultimate Ninja is a fun game for 2 to around 8 players . No supplies are needed other than your hands.
Players stand in a circle and decide who they wish to begin the game. The starter will then have everyone in a bowing position facing the center and will state "Uuulllllltimate NINJA!!"
At this point, all players will jump away from the center and take a stance. THE GOAL OF THIS GAME IS TO SLAP A HAND OF YOUR OPPONENT. If a player's hand is slapped, he must leave the circle and the game. HERE'S THE CATCH: You may only take ONE fluid motion to slap your opponent's hand, and if someone is attempting to strike you, you may take ONE fluid motion to move your hands or body out of the way, and you must retain that position until it is your turn to block or attack. The las person left in the circle is the winner and is the next game's winner.
The first strike should begin with the starter and continue from there in a clockwise order. You may attack anyone in the circle and even jump to make a strike.
PENALTIES: If you move your body or hands out of turn, flinch, or move your body in a more sophisticated way than one fluid motion in one direction, you must stand up straight and place your hands out in front of you, palms face down as a penalty. You may evade the attack that may be aimed at you.
This is A LOT of fun, but takes some getting used to. TRY IT!!
Players stand in a circle and decide who they wish to begin the game. The starter will then have everyone in a bowing position facing the center and will state "Uuulllllltimate NINJA!!"
At this point, all players will jump away from the center and take a stance. THE GOAL OF THIS GAME IS TO SLAP A HAND OF YOUR OPPONENT. If a player's hand is slapped, he must leave the circle and the game. HERE'S THE CATCH: You may only take ONE fluid motion to slap your opponent's hand, and if someone is attempting to strike you, you may take ONE fluid motion to move your hands or body out of the way, and you must retain that position until it is your turn to block or attack. The las person left in the circle is the winner and is the next game's winner.
The first strike should begin with the starter and continue from there in a clockwise order. You may attack anyone in the circle and even jump to make a strike.
PENALTIES: If you move your body or hands out of turn, flinch, or move your body in a more sophisticated way than one fluid motion in one direction, you must stand up straight and place your hands out in front of you, palms face down as a penalty. You may evade the attack that may be aimed at you.
This is A LOT of fun, but takes some getting used to. TRY IT!!
Ultimate Ninja!!!: I jump backwards throwing my hands behind my back, Carlos narrowly missing me. I look around and throw myself forward hitting John's hand, sending him out of the game. But!–I feel my hand being slapped quickly and turn to see that Shanice had caught me off guard; she had won the game.
by Necropirate August 15, 2009
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