Nolan

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.

Me : Oh that's Nolan right?

Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute

Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot

by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Nolyn

An absolute dilf that has the bestest girlfriend ever

Person: did you see that guy

Person2: ya that’s nolyn

by Ahahiwjwnwms April 5, 2023

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

nolysium

A person who could not afford/buy Elysium.

Man, I hate nolysiums, they are so gosh darn retarded.

by elysium_guy May 27, 2023

Nolan and Anna

They are the perfect couple. They have all the same qualities that you see on TV. They are passionate about each other and their goals. Nothing will break them.

“Yo they are such a Nolan and Anna couple”
I wish I was like them

by Real relationships May 27, 2023

Noyang

Sexy, hot, cool, everything that has a good definition. Once you find a Noyang in your life, you’ll never be able to stop talking about him. Also used to piss and shit himself in Elementary School. Might need some alone time.

E.g. “Noyang is such an amazing peer and has funny stories from childhood with the teachers replying him not again!!

by MVPjm445 July 11, 2023