Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 13, 2010

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

nap line

When you are having a nap and you wake up with crease lines on your face and back

That was a great nap, but now I have loads of nap lines

by Napline November 17, 2018

eccentric nap

Sleeping for a strangely long time

"Hey, what are you doing later?"
"Taking an eccentric nap."

by eccentric sleep January 3, 2018

Shilong nap

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

benzo nap

A deep sleep induced by taking lots of drugs, specifically benzodiazepines.

Man, Charlie took so many benzos at the party last weekend he had the longest benzo nap.

by Kekekinks July 14, 2017