Mushroom Cloud

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.

Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.

by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

Mushroom popsicle

The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.

My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.

by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

mushroom

A way to masturbate where you hold the shaft and rub the tip of your penis in a circular motion.

The mushroom is one of the best ways to masturbate.

by hqwfhf May 24, 2008

magic mushroom

The tip of my boyfriend's cock.

I love sucking on his magic mushroom.

by ST May 8, 2004

Mushroom bump

The after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise

wanna mushroom bump bitch?

by The warhammer February 7, 2009

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

by zoeh December 3, 2004