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lí Míxíshá príncéssíá

lí Míxíshá príncéssíá or the Mixish princess was a mixed race princess name Sáríá lí u'ní which means in English Sáríá the first, who was born 1349-1389. Her mother was a white woman by historians and her father was a black man making her biracial / Mixed race and she still with her people which were mixed race and she was very close with her mother and father but mainly mother. She had two siblings by the same parents who was name ólá who was her older sister and Billy who was her brother. Her native language and the language she spoke was Old Mixish which was Old Mixish from the middle ages and different and similar to morden Mixish. She, her husband, two daughters, one son and two granddaughters died in 1389 from murder.
lí Míxíshá príncéssíá éá á loíák Fíá.
The Mixish princess is a lovely girl
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Scandinavian Cement Mixer 

The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.

The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.

Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.
Scandinavian Cement Mixer by RioW August 15, 2014
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Catalina Ranch Mixer 

The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"

Uncle Bucks Mixed Nuts 

The most satisfying nuts you will ever put in your mouth.
Damn i would suck uncle bucks mixed nuts dry.

mixing bowl

girl who sleeps with more than 1 mate out of a firm of lads or maybe more than 1 family member could also be directed towards an inbread pregnant bird whose been mixing porridge this originates from liverpool csayle
ya dirty lil ready breck mixing bowl (porridge mixer) stop mixing (porridge) like stacey slater
mixing bowl by sayletimmycs June 30, 2009
Reaching orgasm in an inordinately short time.
Despite his best efforts, Adam went Mixon after only twenty seconds of thrusting.
Mixon by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005

mixednummies

1. A term used to describe a person who is mixed and tastes good

2. Another word used for yummy
Bob: Excuse me, Could you help me out, I am in search of companionship and a tad bit hungry?

Mixednummies: Would you care for something mixed AND yummy?

Bob: "GULPS" Sure
mixednummies by TeeHee it's Me March 20, 2008