breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

michiru

A rare tall lifeform, whose life depends on gaming, sweets and anti-social to psychopathic behavior.

"Hey, look at that girl over there... reminds me of a Michiru. Only need to know, how she's up to."

by Neurotoxin-Raika September 20, 2016

sub-machine gun

A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.

See also; SMG

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Machination

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

nickel machine

1) another name for a vagina

I saw her nickel machine.

Schweet!

by AnGdyDrew March 30, 2005

Steve machine

A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.

Hey look! It's the Steve machine.

by Ggggg mountain dew August 12, 2015