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Mathew

Mathew is a very kind person who cares about everyone but won’t let someone take advantage of him he is the kind of person to make you laugh and smile even when your sad. Mathew has the best personality ever and the kindest heart i love you Mathew 🥰🥺
Mathew has a very kind heart #nice
by Alexys ayers January 11, 2021
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Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.
"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"
by leave me malone October 11, 2018
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Daddy Mathew

The man of our dreams, so sexy and hot. We all wanna fuck him. Black luscious hair and a sexy mustache. Dick is HUGEEE. And we worship him.
Owen: Ohhh daddy mathew is so hot
Eli: I know right *bites lip*
by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008
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Matheos

Matheos is a Fatass that plays with girls feeling and he thinks he is so cool but he’s a fat brown haired kid who no one should feel petty for. He hurts girls feelings sm!!! His dick is vv small.
Matheos plays girls soo much!
by Snubejejebeuddn March 29, 2019
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Mashed potato bath

The sexual act of going around to parked cars and scraping off bird shit to take home and warm up to fill a bath tub to soak in .
Max and Ben spent their day soaking in there very own mashed potato bath.
by weeny bubble August 14, 2010
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English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011
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