Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

MASH

A mixture of marijuana, soda, ashes, and bowl resin mixed together and baked under a light then smashed repeatedly to compact it, most commonly made to maximize a small quantity of marijauna

Yo, that mash made that dime smoke like a half

by tlil May 3, 2009

Mooseknuckle Mash

The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.

Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Mash pack

When your hungry asf from munchies and stop at the gas station, then proceed to buy out the store.

Yo I was toasted as a strolls an ran to the station to load up a mash pack!

by Titus dyfilid March 12, 2019

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021