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Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis
Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis
by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022
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Monkey Booty Cancer AIDs

When a black person somehow has AIDS and cancer at the same time.
"Yowzers! You've got monkey booty cancer AIDS, Benny!"
by big boddy4444 August 24, 2023
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Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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monkey hustle

A situation in which the people involved yank your chain to create the illusion that progress is happening even though it isn't. A subtle smoke screen meant to confuse you.

It is a method often used by politicians, customer service reps and anyone else who wants to make you believe something is true.

Imagine a group of monkeys dancing or moving about to give the impression that they are working hard when, in fact, they aren't. Dancing monkeys are meant to distract you so that you take your eye off the ball.
1) Customer service is giving me the monkey hustle. I called for assistance with my bill. I spoke with three representatives, giving the same information, they say hold please then pass me to the next rep.

2) The confusion surrounding the pastor who wants to burn a holy book has officially become a monkey hustle.

3) This website is giving me the monkey hustle. Every time I click on a link it opens a new window directing me away from the information that I'm looking for.
by voodoo chile September 16, 2010
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monkey bollocks

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.
by DomDog October 3, 2003
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Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.
That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.
by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011
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