Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 19, 2019

Matthew Vanotti

Matthew Vanotti is funny, sweet, a loyal boyfriend and overall a great guy 🥰💘

I love Matthew Vanotti

by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019

matthew larson

A guy with a huge penis and gets all the girls

You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.

by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016

Matthew animates

Matthew animates is the coolest small YouTuber you’ll ever meet he is the best drawer who has a really good upload schedule and he will never leave YouTube for more than a month

Wow I love Matthew animates he’s so much better than Rainkid64

by Matthew_animates September 10, 2022

Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022