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PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
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Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.
Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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Vexbolts mass unfollowing

On December 31 2024 at 11:59pm MASSIVE Tiktoker and Influencer "Vexbolts," who made the "let him cook" meme and gained around 4.5 million followers on TikTok in the week building up to the event, was collectively unfollowed by millions in an attempt to leave his irrelevant ass behind in 2024. After the event Vexbolts was as LOW as he's ever been and slowly FADED into existence
Ninja: "you know what else is massive..."
locked in alien: "&$£%£$^%£"!££¬!%^&*^&"
vexbolts: "stop this Vexbolts mass unfollowing"
by theresonlyoneazsud December 31, 2024
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Twitter Mass psychosis

A collective online meltdown illness discovered by the actor François Arnaud where a cluster of chronically-online Twitter users fixate on a single public figure and treat every word, comma, and typo they post as a secret manifesto. Characterized by obsessive quote-tweeting, bad-faith “analysis,” and the ritualistic insistence that they are simply “holding someone accountable,” while openly projecting their own bigotry, insecurity, or ideological rot.
Often involves:
Pretending harassment is “critique”
Reading malice into neutral statements
Demanding perfect language while arguing in screenshots and vibes
Claiming moral superiority while behaving like a digital mob
Accusing the target of dogwhistles they themselves won’t stop blowing
Weaponizing their status as a woman or PoC to justify bigotry toward other minority groups
Symptoms worsen when the target refuses to apologize, log off, or perform ideological self-flagellation.
François Arnaud said ‘people’ instead of ‘folks’—huge red flag. He want to eradicate all minorities!
"Bro, you were literally calling him homophobic slur"
"Wow, I am a PoC Woman and he is a white man which means he is the REAL RACIST"
“Bro, that’s Twitter mass psychosis. Get some meds”
by RpgfanOnExpedition60 January 24, 2026
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Negative Mass and Anti-Mass

Hypothetical forms of matter that would respond to forces in reverse—push them, and they accelerate toward you; pull them, and they accelerate away. Negative mass would violate everything we know about physics while enabling reactionless drives, warp bubbles, and perpetual motion machines. Anti-mass is even stranger, potentially canceling out normal mass and creating all sorts of paradoxical effects. Neither has ever been observed, and most physicists suspect they're impossible. But the math allows them, and where math leads, dreamers follow. Negative mass and anti-mass are the ultimate engineering fantasy: materials that would let you build starships, time machines, and devices that make your commute actually enjoyable. They're also the ultimate scientific cautionary tale: just because you can write an equation doesn't mean you can build a thing.
Negative Mass and Anti-Mass Example: "He claimed to have synthesized negative mass in his garage, proving it with a video of something moving the wrong way when pushed. The video was blurry, the methodology was absent, and the object looked suspiciously like a balloon on a string. Negative mass remained in the realm of theory, where it could be as wonderful as imagination allowed."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.
Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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