A over the top at times person, loyal, smart for a Kelly, only cares about the people in his circle, loud and incredibly funny, athletic and strong, knows when to be serious, gets no females.
by Oh, ok, i see you July 30, 2018
The various and seemingly endless number of things that men endure so that they are not cut off from sex.
Like women's constitutional right to vote, sex is man's God-given and inalienable right although it is often denied to them by the subjective and severely whimsical nature of the women who maintain a monopoly on their nooky.
Like women's constitutional right to vote, sex is man's God-given and inalienable right although it is often denied to them by the subjective and severely whimsical nature of the women who maintain a monopoly on their nooky.
"Dude, how can you listen to your girlfriend's constant whining?"
"Hey, she's hot and really great in bed. It's just a bad case of male suffrage yo".
"Hey, she's hot and really great in bed. It's just a bad case of male suffrage yo".
by The ghost of Patrick Henry August 06, 2009
A beta male would be the exact opposite of an Alpha male. First, notice that beta male isn't capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. beta males are plagued with anxiety, insecurity, and are all around dominated by their peers. beta males are unlikely to ever find success, mostly due to their lack of confidence and insufficient sexual demeanor.
Woman: "That beta male couldn't even keep his dick up for thirty seconds, I need an alpha that could keep it as hard as steel."
by WartburgMan13* January 11, 2012
a thin, pasty, white "male" who lacks eye contact and avoids confrontation at all times, frequently described as a cuckold, he lacks the motive to eat food and lift weights.
by ciaron kerr September 29, 2018
the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate
"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x
by mr. xoxoxo August 13, 2008
finger nail polish for men, usually of the metrosexual type who care about their looks. Typically matches in color with their manpris, manigans, man makeup, skin tone, and/or manktops.
person 1: i went to the drugstore today to buy some male polish, wanna try some?
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i'm not metrosexual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry..... OH but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: ...
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i'm not metrosexual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry..... OH but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: ...
by manbra!! November 19, 2007
Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.
by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 17, 2023