qwerty logic

A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.

At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.

by Literary Lancaster May 21, 2024

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.

Come on dude quit using that JP logic!

by JP Logic September 6, 2018

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

Female logic

Female logic or girl-logic is regular logic with a fallacy intentionally or intuitively introduced in order to achieve a goal, especially when presented by a sexy female to a confused male.

Female: That sofa was 10% off so we made $1500! Since we made so much money, let’s go on a mini vacation this weekend!

Male crying inside: that’s female logic, shopping and making money is the opposite, but I can’t say that and have a fight…
Male out loud: you are so amazing! Where do you want to go?
Female to herself: Yes! Goal achieved! New sofa and Vegas trip all in one, yay!

by Oli123 April 27, 2024

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011