by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!
Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
