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league of virgins 

People who play the game League of Legends. These people have no lives and never leave mom's basement for anything. Therefore they will never have sex and create a huge league of virgins.
Taylor: Look at those kids I over there they must be virgins
Thomas: Yea I play League with them
Taylor: So you are part of the League of Virgins.
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leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

Leash Kid 

A child, generally of a young age (but not limited to) which is fitted with a harness with a leash attached to it. It is used so the parent then can control the movability of the child. Leash kids are seen in many shapes and sizes, ranging from little children that run a muck to fat ones that destroy things.
Little girl: "Look at that kid mum, his on a leash"
Mum: "Shhhh, stop staring at the leash kid"
Leash Kid by score22 June 13, 2008

leatherbury 

The black female evil version of Where's Waldo.

Her trademark however is not a red and white striped shirt and hat, but 9 inch hooker heels that she can't walk in and that damn microphone that she feels the need to yell into. (despite the fact that the purpose of a microphone is to increase one's volume without having to raise one's voice in the first place)
"Leatherbury: "SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN! YOU IN THE BLUE SIT DOWN!"
Student: "Where the f*** is she...""
leatherbury by Me.In.The.Blue.Shirt February 18, 2009

learning curve like a spirit level 

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

leap shit 

When you normally take one shit per day, but every once in a while you have to take two shits in the same day to catch up. The second shit is known as the leap shit. This is similar to the concept of a leap year.
"I think I have to go again today. Must be a leap shit."
leap shit by Leaper May 13, 2005