Kevin Jonas 

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

Kevin Jonas by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Joe Jonas 

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!

Joe Jonas by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008

Kevin Jonas Syndrome 

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.

Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫

Kevin Jonas Syndrome by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010

Joe Jonas 

www.myspace.com/metalman4045

Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas

<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>


Joe Jonas fanclub

Joe Jonas by Jason Weipert April 18, 2009

fake jonas fan 

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

fake jonas fan by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

Dirty jonas 

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

Dirty jonas by gabyface September 22, 2008

bonus jonas

franklin nathaniel jonas, or frankie, the fourth jonas brother. he is not in the band, therefore: the bonus jonas

the bonus jonas is in the movie Ponyo.

bonus jonas by jonas bro #5 August 19, 2009