john wick

the greatest man to ever live

god damn, john wick is the best.

by depersonalization June 22, 2019

Sticky John

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.

Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.

by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004

John Rzeznik

Born in Buffalo, NY on the 5th of December 1965 to polish immigrants, John Rzeznik grew up to become the frontman of The Goo Goo Dolls. That started out playing punk covers in bars and slowly worked their way to become one of America's best-recognized bands. John would play the guitar and sing alongside his best friend, Robby Takac, who was one of the band's co-founders. With time he began writing lyrics to show that he could write truly inspiring songs using very simple means. He was the author of The Goo Goo Dolls's greatest hits: "Name", "Slide" and "Iris". Many a time has John shown his sociopolitical side, contributing to many charity events and supporting political movements.

A.: What do you think of John Rzeznik's voice?
B.: Oh, it's spectacular! And the lyrics he writes are so inspiring.

by kourinthellama July 31, 2008

john belushi

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.

Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006

John Entwistle

Member of the Greatest band ever, The Who, and the Greatest Bass Guitarist this universe has ever seen.

Just listen to his Bass playing!

by Marlene August 8, 2004

John Daniels

Name for Jack Daniels after you've been properly aquainted with him.

John Daniels sir? You call him John when you've known him as long as I have.

by Brad Woodcock November 5, 2007

John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.

Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!

by Guern September 30, 2008