Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

by HBAD May 4, 2020

jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020

Jewish Vinyard

When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids

Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard

by Scurbird September 26, 2020