bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.

"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008

yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.

I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye

by Yoan June 26, 2006

Infecta

A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks..

Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares..

by Jules Carrozza August 15, 2003

insecurious

1. adv. When a girlfriend or boyfriend spends their time looking at what you're doing based on their own worries. This could be looking at your computer, checking your emails, browsing facebook, etc.

Yo, I just caught my girl looking at my facebook posts!!
Man, she's being real insecurious.

by Squirtlesaurus July 7, 2014

Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

Insecure

You’re insecure don’t know what for! Jk, being insecure is when you are embarrassed about how you look, or you don’t like how you look.

“Babe, you don’t have to be insecure. You got the finest ass out there.”

by Alonerwithalovethatisntinlove February 7, 2018