Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Sweat the bed

When you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.

I awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. I sweat the bed.

by Loner stoner August 4, 2014

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

shit the bed

Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.

Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"

by Osselroid February 14, 2017

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.

Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"

by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011