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Inspdiot

When either kids, or parents who are complete failures; watch inspirational movies which they think boosts up their energy and they think they're actually going to change their jobs and lives (parents) and the kids will think they'll be some really famous person and a success in life. We all know this boost of inspiration will last for about 1 hour, but we smile at those idiots anyway.
Mom: That was a such great inspirational movie! Now I'm inspired to quit my job, and find a job 10x better!

Me: Keep dreaming you Inspdiot.
by Rll19 June 19, 2009
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Instaguru

An instaguru is an instant-guru, someone who lacks the expertise to succeed in a given profession, so instead they give the appearance of success through social media (including Instagram) and build a career in coaching and training others to succeed in the field they could never succeed in.

It's a bit like instamash, but with instamash potato you just need to add hot water, and with an instaguru you just need hot air.

It sounds off because it is. Their victims end up paying for courses that send them in all the wrong directions, because, after all, it's a bit hard to teach someone how to do something you can't do yourself. They are also known for engaging in other dubious behaviour, such as dodging taxes, helping themselves to any funds they acquire access to, or paying 'colleagues' late or not at all when outsourcing.

Instagurus have been known to exhibit multiple narcissistic traits in many cases, appearing to convince themselves and the world they are doing good until they eventually get too greedy and risk exposure. They will exhibit narcissistic rage and in many cases seek to actively discredit and destroy anyone who tries to lift the lid on their scam or expose their incompetence.

Instagurus are rampant in a number of industries, particularly freelance professions, including online marketing, copywriting, translation, and design.
"I can't stand instagurus. I wish they'd work on their skills before ripping off their peers!"

"Just saw Jonnie is offering a course on how to win direct clients, except he's yet to win any himself - what an instaguru."

"There are so many instagurus out there, ripping off newbies. Talentless vampires."
by absolutelydiabolical November 1, 2017
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Insha

She is sweet like insha
by Internet_lord October 20, 2019
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Insomnia

The biggest whore in the universe to humans. Takes up all your time and effort just to fuck with your head and then leaves you depraved and indifferent to reality for a long, long time. Can be induced through psychosis, mania, chemical imbalance, drugs such as Cocaine, LSD, Mescaline, Nicotine, caffeine (even though you need a metric fuck ton of it to do so) and Pharmaceuticals (only if you get the rebound effect, which is shitty as fuckkk!)
Insomnia, you cunt, go fucking choke on a sperm sandwich and die!
by T.S. Scriber January 4, 2013
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insatiable

adj. cannot be satisfied; must have more
Tyrone masturbates three or four times a morning while he is shaving or showering in preparation for spending the day with Brie Ann. He can lay with her for hours and bust even more nuts, so it is safe to say he has a sex drive that is insatiable.
by Richard Black May 4, 2005
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insomnia

The worst thing...ever.
I've had it my whole life.
It's where you try to sleep but it just won't happen.
You try counting backward you try EVERYTYING..
You just don't sleep.
Hence, me sitting here at 2:00 am when I have to wake up in 4 hours.
Elise:Hey Lauren, how was your night?
Lauren:It sucked..I have insomnia so I couldn't sleep
Elise:haha sucks for you
Lauren:*Punches elise in the face*
by kill_me_already April 13, 2008
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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008
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