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Instaguru 

An instaguru is an instant-guru, someone who lacks the expertise to succeed in a given profession, so instead they give the appearance of success through social media (including Instagram) and build a career in coaching and training others to succeed in the field they could never succeed in.

It's a bit like instamash, but with instamash potato you just need to add hot water, and with an instaguru you just need hot air.

It sounds off because it is. Their victims end up paying for courses that send them in all the wrong directions, because, after all, it's a bit hard to teach someone how to do something you can't do yourself. They are also known for engaging in other dubious behaviour, such as dodging taxes, helping themselves to any funds they acquire access to, or paying 'colleagues' late or not at all when outsourcing.

Instagurus have been known to exhibit multiple narcissistic traits in many cases, appearing to convince themselves and the world they are doing good until they eventually get too greedy and risk exposure. They will exhibit narcissistic rage and in many cases seek to actively discredit and destroy anyone who tries to lift the lid on their scam or expose their incompetence.

Instagurus are rampant in a number of industries, particularly freelance professions, including online marketing, copywriting, translation, and design.
"I can't stand instagurus. I wish they'd work on their skills before ripping off their peers!"

"Just saw Jonnie is offering a course on how to win direct clients, except he's yet to win any himself - what an instaguru."

"There are so many instagurus out there, ripping off newbies. Talentless vampires."
Instaguru by absolutelydiabolical November 1, 2017
Words you can keep

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.
I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peaktime. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instagram 

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.
Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram
Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019

King of Instagram 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.
Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media

Instagram Hoe 

A girl who will always pose or do something sexy for their pictures on instagram to get likes and then if the picture doesn't get enough likes they take it down. They are also the ones talking about how guys only want them for their body and crap like that. They are basically attention whores.
John...I bet you if her picture gets no likes she takes it down.
Tom.... Ight Bet
....11 Likes in 24hrs ....Photo Deleted
John...Pay Up
Tom... How'd you know!?!
John... She a instagram Hoe. A materialistic Bitch who Only care about likes/compliments.
Tom... What a damn shame

You: Hey ive seen your pics on instagram and i would really like to know you.
Her: Nooo you just like my body and want me for sex.
You: No i really want to get to know you.
Her: Im not interested in people who just care about looks. Bye.
You: WTF. Guess she was another Instagram Hoe.
Instagram Hoe by .:Torch:.15 March 8, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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