The Hitchhiker

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

by G Money 44 June 27, 2011

Snatch hatch

A hatchback vehicle that attracts women. Similar to Shaggin Wagon, but for a vehicle with a hatchback.

I see you're driving a VW GTI, that's some snatch hatch you got there.

by Mathewryan87 July 8, 2015

down da hatch

adv. doing something cool, like how you would do something off da hook, but this is better.
Exclamation. Something you yell
Note: you may freely add motherfuckin' between da and hatch

after something good: Down da Hatch!
Dude, that was down da hatch

by Chucko May 18, 2008

snatch to the hatch

like balls to the wall but for chicks. Made up by some comedian

Snatch to the hatch, let's do this.

by lazy meerkat September 1, 2009

Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 19, 2003

hotchacha

Something totally tubular and "hott"

Oh, Hotchacha, shes got a new pair of shoes!

by Trina May 28, 2003

hochan

Nice way to say to Asian man-whore

Usually, hochans have 5-inch penis, which is pretty large for Asians

by guyho October 9, 2008