Headshitter

N. (1) Person whose sole responsibility it is to maintain SALs, toilets, heads at recruit training also known as kingshitter or poomaster.
(2) Person with a really bad hair hygiene allowing their hair to emanate a very potent 'shit' like odour

Headshitter!
Yes corporal
Begin!
Yes corporal
A team clean the urinals B team clean the showers the rest of you do the sinks and bins
Ack headshitter!

by Ziggymaster March 30, 2017

Headshot

What happens when someone is shot in the head with a gun, whether it be a video game or real life. If it were to happen in a video game you would gain points, if it were to happen in real life all you would get is a death.

Gamer: Boom, headshot!

by Mrs Crackerface November 7, 2017

Hapsited

Happy and excited at the same time

We were so hapsited at the site of vietnamese food last friday

by Endre3001 January 10, 2018

Headset fuck

The act of having sex with a v-r headset on usually with a pornographic video (a 30 degree or vr video) playing. This kinda allows a guy or gal to have there dream fantasy coming true: to have sex with there dream girl or fave porn star.

When alecs doing a headset fuck is he fucking daisy marie or his wife

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

hapsiomi

usually nice, caring person. They're only mean when they have to be. They care for their friends and family and are quick to defend them. They are beautiful, gawgus beings. Lots of boys think they are pretty and would love to top them. They can seem innocent and shy at first but get to know them and they can be the funniest , craziest person you know. But, they are quick to bring out their shy , innocent personality which is pretty attractive. They can get irritated easily due to the fact that most of them are gemini's. They are also extremely educated and have many haters.

Person 1: omg she is so hot
person 2: ikr i need to get w/ her
person1: hey i saw her first hapsiomi come here!

by Name reader213 May 27, 2018

Headshit

1. When your teammate makes a good headshot and you wanted to compliment im but you lost your track of words.
2. Another form of the insult "dumbass".

1. _TyRoNe-_ : *makes a 360° headshot*
xXx_LoVer_Boy_xXx : Heyy heyy, tyrone...that was...was...a headshit man! *kills himself of embarassment*

by zimm|Fag_got May 25, 2018

Headshit

1. Another form of the insult "dumbass".
2. When your teammate makes a good headshot and kills the enemy, you want to compliment his kill but you lost your track of words.

_TyrOne-_ :*makes a good 360° headshot* wow i was lucky
xXx_LoVer_BoY_xXx :Wow Tyrone that was...was...a nice...headshit man! *kills himself of embarassment*

by zimm|Fag_got May 25, 2018