south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".

"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"

by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016

Serial killer handsome

Good looking in relation to one's contemporaries (i.e. other serial killers)

Ted Bundy was no JFK Jr., but he was serial killer handsome, meaning that compared to Gacy, Dahmer and the like, he was a regular Clark Gable.

by TheExpatreneur January 29, 2019

Edward Scat Hands

A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.

Yo bros wanna play Edward Scat Hands tonight?
Sure but I’m not losing this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 9, 2020

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

by Trav Brown February 26, 2022

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

hands

The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.

Randy Moss has hands dawg.

by Kevin M. M December 1, 2006