new hampshiers

Crazy but fun and friendly people NH. These people are pretty mellow know how to have a good time.

New hampshiers are some wacky people ( a person in Vermont said that).

by Dasiy meerkat July 24, 2017

alison hampton

A person who usually seems nice at first, but then draws you in to crush your passions and laugh at what you believe in. Usually tries to be innocent, but is obviously not innocent. Tries to convince people that her abc's backwards are actually good but they are weak as hell. They will usually try to deny any claims against their beliefs of how your passions don't matter. Be careful of these people.

Did you see Alison Hampton the other day? She was crushing peoples dreams, it was terrible.

by artsucks November 1, 2017

The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)

1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).

by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018

frankie hampton

A funny guy easy to piss of nice person fit kind great at fighting

Oh yeah that Frankie Hampton guy is fit and good at fighting

by Frankie Hampton July 14, 2018

bramley hampshire

bramley hampshire is one of the most skanky areas going. full of druggies and little 7 year olds probably with a fag in there mouth. and you will probably spend half your time behind the train tracks. if your a skank or a drug addict, move to bramley... also you would see some 13yr old up the duff

harry: i need some weed

alex: lets go to bramley hampshire then

by ilikepartyrinhs8272 November 20, 2019

New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

keiran hampton

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt

girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON

by kkeiran January 12, 2020