(noun) Weird, Freak, Bad name for a girl. Usually grows up to be fat and dumb. Most likely lesbian. Species Unknown.
by Filthy Street Hobo February 4, 2010
Get the Halia mug.The wafting of a fart from under a sheet into the greater area of a room. Differs from a Dutch oven in that forcible restraint by the farter is unnecessary. Orgins stem from the lack luster Carey Grant movie and the general stinkiness of Rome as a city.
I knew she was the girl for me when she gave me a Roman holiday after our first date!
So, I went to give her a Roman holiday, and there, under the sheets was a big puddle of shit.
So, I went to give her a Roman holiday, and there, under the sheets was a big puddle of shit.
by Prettiestpenny December 14, 2008
Get the Roman holiday mug.Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheist holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!"
"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
HOORAY FOR THAT JUDGE
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheist holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!"
"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
HOORAY FOR THAT JUDGE
by suedama June 12, 2008
Get the atheist holiday mug.1)The act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings.
2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.
3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.
2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.
3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.
Mark - "So, what's new?"
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."
Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."
Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."
by Chelsea Marie May 30, 2007
Get the Holiday-whore mug.by Haley m doane January 18, 2017
Get the haliah mug.The roommate or friend you bring to your house from college for the holiday that either stuffs you or you stuff them. So, basically that holiday peer you f*ck.
Yeah I don't know much about her but we both live in the same town so she is fine to be my Holiday Stuffing.
by Mandogy December 29, 2016
Get the holiday stuffing mug.Truancy in Katy ISD.
1. the act or state of being truant.
2. an instance of being truant: His parents were questioned about his many truancies.
1. the act or state of being truant.
2. an instance of being truant: His parents were questioned about his many truancies.
“The Joneses received a letter from the Katy ISD police stating that Joe had been on Extended Unauthorized Holiday.”
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008
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