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dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"
by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013
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Pro bono hooker

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.
by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014
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New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.
Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.
by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017
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Hooker Nails

Hooker nails, is a term given to someone, typically a female who recently had her nails done, and got them longer than most call socially correct length. This term however is misguided; for those who choose that life style (prostitution) generally have short nails because of the hard life on the streets, the general "jobs" they partake in. But the term is still widely use among other girls, no real origin, except classroom chatter.
-Did you see Marie's hooker nails?
--No, what do you mean?
-You know, those long nails, that are like an inch long or sometimes longer.
--Oh! Hooker nails! I get it?
-Exactly!
by CMC+MGM February 3, 2012
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Hooters

the most overrated american institute in the world. thats right, in the WORLD. the girls are usually greasy and fat, and some of the lowest class people you can find. and the wings arnt even all that good.
Hooters is crappy, and its way overrated
by guy mann-dude January 14, 2009
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lesbian hooker

when a lesbian picks up gurls to screw
by Joyce February 1, 2005
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Hooper

A proffessional hula hooper or a person with extraordinary and original hula hooping skills.
That hooper is awesome she has 25 hoops going at once spinning around her body.

Hooping is becoming a global tribe and performance-art form thanks to festivals like burning man.
by Giada D. August 13, 2009
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