hood sniff

A person from the hood who sniffs various illicit drugs. Hood sniffs are known to snort anything that is mind altering. Cocaine, extacy, crystal meth, Xanax, resterol, ketamine, Ritalin, glue, gasoline and even white-out, are all common substances that hood sniffs use to get high. You know your in the presence of a hood sniff because they're nose will be red, they're eyes will be bloodshot, and they will constantly be complaining about their "allergies" even though the complaints are made when it's not allergy season. They take frequent trips to the washroom, and always have the sniffles. Hood sniffs are usually broke and watch out because if you know a hood sniff you need to make sure they don't steal any sniffable substances or cash from you.

"yo did you see that girl's rash around her nose?! She couldn't stop sniffling and blowing it"

"Yeah she always looks like that, she's a straight hood sniff, hooked on the ritz"

by Head hood sniff November 1, 2013

hood ornament

when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind

that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party

by johnny_blueballs April 15, 2005

hood rat

a hood rat is someone you go to in the hood like compton to have sex with so you dont embarress yourself when your with a real woman

mike wanted to fuck a hood rat so he wouldnt be laughed at while with a real woman

by the west coast is back April 14, 2006

Hood Life

"hood" means "neighborhood." Women live in the hood, too

by rriverstone November 6, 2003

hood rich

You ain't got shit in the bank, or a job, but you still get what you want, and you look good doing it.

"I thought he ain't got no job"-person 1,
"He don't, but that don't mean he can't get that type of shit, he hood rich"-person 2

by jaystew February 11, 2008

hood-mentality

like using the "Force". used when cop is pulls u over hammered and u handle it. also keeping a straight face while being searched or driving hammered and not vearing out of lanes. Basically handling the situation.

i drank a half pint of vodka, went to re-up, got pulled over and didnt get a DUI...thus hood-mentality...
Sobering up when it is crucial

by DocJulz November 10, 2007

Hood Rat

A bird-like cheesy crippled woman, with a hunchback and wings, who flies around, and lands on wheels like a plane. Usually homeless and lives in caves.

Damn you're an ugly hood rat!

by Ali G December 8, 2004