man grandma

you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason

*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm

by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.

It’s the electric grandma!

by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023

Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023