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grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited
Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink
by Gayfredo October 30, 2017
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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
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mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
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grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet
"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"
by milksource101 June 29, 2017
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watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
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Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)
Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
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Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”
by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021
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