Golfdilocks

A golfer who only plays in weather that's just right. Not too hot, not too cold. No rain, no snow

You know Ron won't play today, he's Golfdilocks and it's only 62 degrees out.

by Pynball22 April 22, 2022

Golfitis

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

by darksnake June 29, 2022

Golfit

An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.

I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.

by kdman1996 July 7, 2022

Golfcan

The golf version of “trash can.” When someone is really bad at golf, they would be called a golf can. Especially people who throw tantrums.

You that guy Noah? He always throws a fit about hitting his ball in the water! He is a golfcan!

by Donkeytoot August 22, 2022

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

golfishry

golfishry is the practice of having no friends and being emo

jim was comitting golfishry

by notjimreal February 18, 2023

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023