Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

goaten

When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.

" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.

by Cyberhog November 28, 2017

Goatfied

Being too damn good at what you're doing it's unbelievable.

A:Damn did you see that guy ?!
B: Yeah that guy is unbelievable.... He's Goatfied.

by Atocany March 7, 2019

goals

sensual
loving
intimate
mature
trustful
humorous
orgasmic
funky
natural

goals

by Krkič November 27, 2019

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021